The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever SaidBy: Ted Rueter A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry)